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I thwart you with insanity.

Friday, April 17th, 2009

I was making a late breakfast this morning. Joe was bored so I invited him in to help. This is part of our conversation:

Joe: What are you making?

Me: Eggs. Like I just told you.

Joe: Are you poop?

Me: *sigh* Are YOU poop?

Joe: Are you poop?

- Time passes. Same loop of strange conversation continues. Finally I try not answering. -

Joe: Are you poop?!

Me: Guess why I’m not answering you, Joe. Why would I do that?

Joe: Mac ‘n’ cheese!

- Kenneth and I both crack up at this. -

Me: Yes, Joe. That’s a brilliant answer for me not answering you. “Mac ‘n’ cheese.”